Post by potatopancakemaker on Jun 22, 2010 20:27:07 GMT -6
eleanor johanna bonham
a r e y o u u p f o r , a r e y o u u p f o r t h i s ?
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[/font] and i've been roleplaying for three [/font] hours. i'm 0.004325005235[/font] years old, and i found you through the yellow pages[/font]. as you can see, i enjoy using carey mulligan[/font] as a play-by. oh, and if you want to see what i can do, check out the role play sample. yeah, i'm awesome. i know ! [/blockquote][/blockquote]` I DARE SAY THAT I'VE HEARD OF YOU BEFORE. REMIND ME AGAIN, WHAT'S THE NAME YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU, ANY SIGNIFICANCE ?- - - - - Crap. Do I have to explain this once more? I'm named Eleanor, 'cause... I dunno, my mom thought it was pretty? Johanna, oh God, Mom had to do it because of our last name: you know John Bonham, the late drummer of Led Zeppelin? It's because of HIM I'm an Eleanor Johanna, as opposed to... I don't know what. I'm just glad it's my middle name, and not my first.
` REMIND ME AGAIN, WHEN WERE YOU BORN ? I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THE STORY SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH.- - - - - It was a dark and stormy night...! No, not really. Umm, it was actually a pretty nice day. I was born at 1:27 in the afternoon on July 8th, 1993 to a single mother; my dad was Mr. Sperm Donor, so my conception was through IVF. Never knowing my dad was not so much of a big deal, and up until I was seven or eight I always assumed most people had just one parent. But my birth was interesting because my first few months here on Earth were quite easy for my mother. She always tells me I was a quiet baby, never a hassle. I say bullshit.
` YOU LOOK FAMILIAR, HAVE I SEEN YOU AROUND SCHOOL ?- - - - - Just started grade 11... whoop-de-doop! I'm a junior! Just two more years in this fucking school and I'm a goner! Awesome.
` MAYBE IT WAS JUST AROUND. WHERE ARE YOU FROM ?- - - - - I was born in Los Angeles but me and mom moved here when I was nine. I do miss the big city, but it seems my mom is much happier here, and for that I can only agree.
` OKAY, BE HONEST HERE. WHICH ARE YOU IN TO MORE: GUYS OR DOLLS ? DON'T WORRY, MY LIPS ARE SEALED.- - - - - Oh, wow. See, I never had a boyfriend. And, uh, I never had much of a desire for one either. Now, don't take this the wrong way, but... sometimes if I see a girl, and she's cute, I dunno... I get all red in the face, and butterflies in my stomach, and... wait, no! What am I saying? Dude, I'm not gay or anything... I think.
` ALRIGHT, ON TO THE GOOD STUFF. WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME ? ANY FAVORITE PASTIMES ?- - - - - You wouldn't know this from looking at me, but I'm a smoker. And no, darling, I don't mean cigars: I mean wacky tobacky, Mary Jane, Mr. Brownstone. Marijuana, dude. The occasional cocaine, but I prefer anything I can smoke. I AM from L.A., you know! But when I'm not getting high I enjoy traveling, dancing, doodling on my arms, and looking for elephants in the clouds.
` TELL ME: WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE THINGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD ? THINGS THAT JUST MAKE YOU WANT TO SMILE.- - - - - I'm into heavy metal, the '60s and '70s, the works of Picasso, Moog synthesizers, red shoe laces, daisies, the moon, and I have this weird interest with space exploration. I'd like to see man land on Mars. That would be pretty sweet.
` AND SADLY, WE ALL KNOW THERE ARE THINGS WE JUST CAN'T STAND. WHAT ARE YOUR'S ?- - - - - I can't stand those who are sexist. Who says a woman can't make it in this world? That's crazy, man. But I also really hate chocolate... dunno why, it's too sweet for me, even dark chocolate. I also don't like country music, farms, anything rural in general... I'm a city kid. I'm used to the smells and sights of one. So I also don't like animals, especially buys. Ick! Spiders, roaches, caterpillars... even innocent bugs, like butterflies and ladybirds. They just make me break out into a cold sweat and the only way to solve the issue is to squash them to a pulp.
` ANY SHORT OR LONG TERM GOALS ? WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS ? IN TEN ? HOW DO YOU PLAN TO GET THERE ?- - - - - Get out of California! Seriously, I've had enough of this state. I want to go someplace where it's less hot and more temperate: y'know, I've never seen snow before. Maybe New York, or even Maine, or Alaska!
` WHAT MAKES YOU QUAKE IN YOUR BOOTS ? IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE THING THAT HAS SCARED YOU THE MOST, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?- - - - - I fear labels, people classifying me in a false way that in actuality does not fit me. It's a terrible thing, and yeah, strange that I fear it, but I just want to be me. Eleanor!
` IS THERE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER IN YOUR LIFE ? HOW DO YOU DO WITH RELATIONSHIPS ?- - - - - I'm single, but I've dated. Guys mostly, and occasionally, well... I've used them to get free dope. Heh, what can I say? It works. But I never go as far as to sleep with them. I'm still a virgin and intend to be one for a long time.
` NOW, YOU KNOW THAT I ADORE YOU, BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OTHER PEOPLE FOR A BIT. A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE SOME PRETTY EXTRAVAGANT PARENTS, TELL ME ABOUT THEM.- - - - - My mom's name is Laura, and God, she's old. So I realize that's not a nice thing to say about your mother, but ya know, she was forty-three when she had me. She's fifty-nine now, and I can't get over the fact she waited so long. But you know, she never married, never found Mr. Right... so she turned to a turkey baser. I'm KIDDING! I don't know how IVF's done, but heh, the turkey baser would have been funny.
` DANG. ANY OTHER IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY ? DID YOUR PARENTS HAVE ANY OTHER CHILDREN ?- - - - - Mr. Sperm Donor probably shared more of what he gave to my mom with others. So I can assume there's some half-siblings out there, but it's doubtful I'll ever meet them.
` HOW ABOUT PETS, HAVE ANY OF THOSE ?- - - - - No pets! Never! I don't know why, but my mom was afraid I'd let them die, or something. I guess she only wanted one thing to look after: me!
` OKAY, YOU HAVE TO HAVE KNOWN THAT WE WERE GOING TO ASK. WHAT'S YOUR BEST KEPT SECRET ? I WON'T TELL !- - - - - I think... well, I think there's something wrong with me. When I look at a guy, I just don't... I don't feel anything anymore. It's weird, and I don't really like it, but I'm not sure what to do. Does that even count as a secret?------------------------------------------------------------
oh hai there, CARSON HIGH ! my name is FACEEEE!
cock a doodle.
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