oh lord.

[zachary tyler cameron]

it is much too hot in this buildling. i am sticking to this couch.

i am not funtac.
i am not gum.
i am not even a moldy piece of lunchmeat.
i do not stick.

so, anyways, hi there. i'm hot. and i meant temperature-wise, if you know what i mean. today i want to have a movie marathon. but first, i need to rid my basement of the smell of dog. that's right. there was a dog in my basement. in my coven. my home. of course, i love dogs. i really do. but when they enter through my door after it has been raining, they tend to smell like stinky old socks.

i'm not even kidding you there. crusty socks = same smell as a wet dog

so i went downtown today and bought a shitload of febreeze. you know, the stuff that covers up odor. well, i guess it's supposed to eliminate odor. but when the febreeze leaves, guess what remains? the smell. so i re-febreeze that shit. it's like the never-ending battle between good and evil. ANYWAY. while i was downtown, i was driving. and at this stoplight, i look over and this guy was picking his nose. i had to do a double take. i was all like 'what the fuck is that guy doing there?' so i looked again. and he FUCKING ATE IT. ew ew ew. i had to go home and cleanse after i saw that. fucking gross.

anyway, back to the topic of a movie marathon. what movies should i watch? i have quite a few, but i've seen them all like eighty times. not even exaggerating. SO. comment and uh ... tell me what your favorite movie is. and maybe i'll watch it.

aloha
-SWIFTY!

[willowleigh]

Eww. Just, everything you posted--eww.
My aunt has a bulldog and those things smell something fierce when they're wet. It's horrible.
As for the nose-picking thing.. That makes me feel disgusting. C: A kid back in England would always do that, like.. With everyone around. He didn't care; but he sat next to me in History. I learned to carry a bottle of hand sanitizer around. /shudder.

BUT! This all depends on what kind of movies you like, of course! House Of 1,000 Corpses&&The Devils Rejects to fill a horror taste, Rocky Horror Picture Show for something twisted, Nights In Rodanthe if you want something sweet... Oh! Strange Wilderness for something stupid/funny. C; I could go on for days.

Until next time some other time,
Will.

[poppy lee hahn]

70's Cult films, of course! A Clockwork Orange, The Wicker Man, B movies... think Parasite or Greaser's Palace. Also, Fight Club. No movie marathon is complete without Brad Pitt wiping blood off his face.

x Poppy